Aisha Tyler Quotes

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Aisha Tyler

Profession : Actress

Birth : September 18, 1970

I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

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It's always been the genres that fascinated me. I think great action movies and great thrillers are transformative.

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Marriage is a blood sport. Marriage is jousting. It's disembowelment. It's just terrible, terrible visceral injuries. It's not for everybody.

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Once we decided not to get pregnant, I snapped back into work mode, and now I have just been really enjoying my career.

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I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.

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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager.

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After 40, your chances of getting pregnant are between two and eight percent, and in my particular case, they were less than five percent.

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Dartmouth represented a great opportunity. I wanted to go to the best possible school I could go to.

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My husband and I met when I was a teenager, and I've been with him for more than half of my adult life.

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I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

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I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

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Everybody has those stories that make them wince when they think about them silently. But as soon as you tell that story, it becomes a little bit less cringe-inducing.

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Not only was I the only black kid and the only poor kid, but my parents were transcendental meditation devotees, and I live in an ashram for a good portion of my childhood.

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I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.

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You rarely see women being nice to each other on television anymore.

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I'm trying my hand at directing. I'm doing an independent movie that we haven't started casting yet, but it's like an edgy version of 'Lethal Weapon' and '48 Hours,' only with two women in it.

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I acted out a lot. I was very nerdy. I was very isolated, which I made up for by kind of talking and trying to entertain people and get them to like me, so I did theatre and improv in high school and college, but always as a hobby.

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I have a whole 'Halo' corner in my house. One time, when I went to Bungie, they gave me this awesome 'Halo: Reach' backpack. Usually, when you get stuff like that, it either ends up in the garage or going to charity. But I walk around with that 'Halo: Reach' backpack all the time, and I drink out of my 'Halo: Reach' bottle every day.

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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

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Marriage is hard. I'm not gonna lie.

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