Amy Sedaris Quotes

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Amy Sedaris

Profession : Actress

Birth : March 29, 1961

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

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I always find something to keep me busy.

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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

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I'm not a first-place person.

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I live in the moment.

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I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

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My characters always like themselves.

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I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

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I have no desire to carry a movie.

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Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

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I swear I want to be a food model.

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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

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But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

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