Andrew Schulz Quotes

Andrew Schulz

Profession : Comedian

Birth : October 30, 1983

A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.

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I've done the Hoboken Comedy Festival. It's cool.

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I remember listening to Eddie Murphy's Delirious on cassette tape - you might have to explain what that is to your younger demographic - with my father. I wanted to make people laugh that hard.

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MTV rarely hires established talent. They groom nobodies that they believe in into somebodies.

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I didn't want to perform comedy. I always loved humor. Loved making people laugh. I was a big stand up fan, but it wasn't until I was managing a restaurant that had a comedy night and one of the producers asked me to go on stage that I wanted to do it.

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I always loved comedy. I loved making people laugh.

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I guess what I find interesting is city folk are the least capable of survival of any human being.

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Sharing cabs with strangers is weird.

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Every show that I have been blessed to do I just get fun out of it like 'Girl Code/Guy Code'.

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I like to be very involved in any project that I am doing.

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I would want like Leonardo Dicaprio's dirt, because he doesn't have any out there. We never see any bad press about him.

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