Andy Dick Quotes

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Andy Dick

Profession : Actor

Birth : December 21, 1965

I have a very dark sense of humor.

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I was a bad boy as a child.

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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

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I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

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I believed in God my whole life.

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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

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I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

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I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?

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There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.

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I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

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You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

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I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

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In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

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