Augusten Burroughs Quotes

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Augusten Burroughs

Profession : Writer

Birth : October 23, 1965

Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting.

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When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not.

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I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month. I was on the masthead, so I tend to get recognized a lot, and in weird places. It's always flattering, and it's always odd. It's always at the worst possible time.

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As a writer, you can't allow yourself the luxury of being discouraged and giving up when you are rejected, either by agents or publishers. You absolutely must plow forward.

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I think people tend to see the bigger point, which is maybe not fitting in and feeling like you didn't have the childhood that you expected you would have, or that you felt lonely or struggled with drugs and alcohol or just that you were able to achieve your dreams.

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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.

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But my favorite band is Curbside Life, out of Chicago.

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I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.

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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

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There's never a false note in a Berg novel.

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I love to both give and receive very old books.

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I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in.

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And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing.

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I never listen to music when I write.

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Before I'm a writer, I'm definitely a reader and when I read memoir, I really want it to be true.

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I like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them.

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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

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Because I've lived in one room my entire life, working at the same table that you use to pay bills at and eat at. It's going to be nice to have actual space.

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Reading takes solitude and it takes focus.

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I knew that if I wrote a new book every six months or every year, if I continued to read great books, eventually I would write something worthy of publication. I understood I might be in my forties or my fifties or even my sixties, but I felt confident that it would happen.

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