Bam Margera Quotes

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Bam Margera

Profession : Celebrity

Birth : September 28, 1979

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

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I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

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It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird.

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I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

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I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

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Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

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These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!

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I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

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The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

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My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

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The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.

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I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

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I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

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When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

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I want to make my own movie.

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I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

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I don't like Paris so much.

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