Bill Watterson Quotes

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Bill Watterson

Profession : Cartoonist

Birth : July 5, 1958

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Bill Watterson

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

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Genius is never understood in its own time.

Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

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It's always better to leave the party early.

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson