Bob Hope Quotes

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Bob Hope

Profession : Comedian

Birth : May 29, 1903

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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I have too much money invested in sweaters.

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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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