Brad Garrett Quotes

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Brad Garrett

Profession : Actor

Birth : April 14, 1960

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

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You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

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Humor is healing.

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Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.

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I was a strange kid. I never really fit in; I was never comfortable in my own skin because I was a giant kid with no athletic ability.

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I am so fascinated and taken by the Golden Knights.

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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

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I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

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I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better.

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I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.

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We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

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It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist.

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I'm a large, bombastic type of windbag.

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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

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Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.

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I'm not big on game shows.

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My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'

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Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

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You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.

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There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

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