Calvin Trillin Quotes

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Calvin Trillin

Profession : Journalist

Birth : December 5, 1935

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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Health food makes me sick.

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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

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With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

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I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

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If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

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Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

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People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

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I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

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I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

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Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

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I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

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The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

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There's always a source for humor.

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What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

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I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

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