Casey Stengel Quotes

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Casey Stengel

Profession : Baseball Player

Birth : July 30, 1890

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

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I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.

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If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

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The team has come along slow but fast.

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If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

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