Charlie Sheen Quotes

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Charlie Sheen

Profession : Actor

Birth : September 3, 1965

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Charlie Sheen

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Charlie Sheen

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

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I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

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I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

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I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

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Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

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I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

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Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

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I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

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What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

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You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

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I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

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Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

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You can't process me with a normal brain.

Charlie Sheen