Chevy Chase Quotes

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Chevy Chase

Profession : Comedian

Birth : October 8, 1943

There's no vacation from being a parent.

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It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.

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Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.

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I turned down 'Forrest Gump.'

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I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

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I'd never be tied down for five years interviewing TV personalities.

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When I saw 'Caddyshack,' I realized I couldn't act.

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Avoid fatty foods, Bensonhurst, and hair care products.

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Fame is a very unnatural human condition.

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I come from a much freer kind of performance thing, where I rely on my own improv and my own sense of humor.

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If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn't be just a repetitious 'Hey, I'm still here!'

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I'm a New Yorker, and I live in the country.

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Thank God I have the right friends.

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It wasn't as if I was simply some guy who had never seen the other side of the tracks.

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I was very involved in political satire, and I'd been writing parody for 'Mad' and 'National Lampoon,' so I made up some strange story about Gerald Ford.

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It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.

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Damn, I had some great moves. I still have them; I'm just not using them at home a lot.

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It's so important, people laughing.

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