Chris Colfer Quotes

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Chris Colfer

Profession : Actor

Birth : May 27, 1990

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.

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It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

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I'm really not good blackmail material.

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I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

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I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

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The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.

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I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.

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Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

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I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm just a huge nerd, and that wouldn't work for me.

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Cast parties are a lot of fun!

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I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

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I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.

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I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.

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I don't personally feel a responsibility to be a role model, but as the actor, I do.

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I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.

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I grew up doing musical theater.

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I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.

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I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched.

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My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.

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