Chris Pratt Quotes

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Chris Pratt

Profession : Actor

Birth : June 21, 1979

My favorite animal to hunt is probably elk. There's nothing like the sound of a bugling bull splitting the cold air at first light. And that smell is unmistakable. Once you experience their musk in the wild there's no going back! A close second would be a varmint hunt.

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'

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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.

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I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I've decided to quit acting. I will not be auditioning for anything anymore, and if I get offered something like a role in a movie or a commercial or something, I will graciously turn it down. It's been great, but its just not for me anymore.

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I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.

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Just be comfortable with who you are.

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My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

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I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

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Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine.

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Both 'OC' and 'Everwood,' there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day.

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I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

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Television is such an evolving medium. When you're doing a TV show, it's not like you just shoot for six weeks and you're in an editing room with all of your footage. It's like a guitar or a car, you have to fine tune things. You stop doing what's not working, you work on what is working and you add things that do work.

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Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

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I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.

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I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

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I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

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You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

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Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a bow. That's my release.

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If one day someone came up to me and was like, 'Look, you're never going to act again,' I don't know what I would do.

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A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.

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