Claudia Winkleman Quotes

Claudia Winkleman

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : January 15, 1972

There's no doubt a bit of chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce with a side order of garlic mash will put a smile on your face.

Claudia Winkleman

I share a birthday with Max Beesley and James Nesbitt.

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Weddings happen once. That's the point. They're a bluster of confetti and hope all wrapped up in sticky wedding cake and four-year-old girls in big dresses with massive bows.

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I loved 'Life is Beautiful' and action films are great, like 'Die Hard.' My favourite is the mob film - 'Goodfellas,' 'The Godfather,' 'Once Upon a Time In America,' anything with Robert De Niro in it.

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Things I am allergic to: people who believe in star signs and think nothing of starting a conversation with: 'Hi, my name's Lucy. I'm a Sagittarius;' rodents (apart from miniature hamsters, which are not in fact rodents but small, breathing, brown balls of cotton wool); and people who go to the gym.

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Stockings are tricky for girls - you worry about them falling down all night and the idea that you dress up at 7pm so that your boyfriend can get excited about six hours later is just too much effort.

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I couldn't tell you my wedding anniversary (although I seem to remember it was in June. Or maybe July. Definitely a month beginning with a 'J,' anyhow. But not January. Um. I think) and people I went to school with get extremely fed up with me when I bump into them in the street and have absolutely no recollection of their faces.

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I'm not sure a pretty and stupid man might be the key to a happy relationship.

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I don't work very hard. I dye myself orange and I read out loud in the months from September to December when 'Strictly' is on.

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Christmas is not a time for laughter. Christmas is a time for pain.

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I always have eyeliner in the house. There might be no bread, we might be out of milk, but there's always eyeliner.

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It's deep in the south of India and next to Goa, but thankfully the folk who like Goa haven't worked out that Kerala is a lot nicer and just next door. You do feel that you are discovering somewhere entirely new in Kerala. It makes you feel like you are on a totally different planet.

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Uggs are great.

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I like small actors. They are my absolute favourite.

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Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey jacket.

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I love that ageing rocker look, dressed in black and looking like you slept in your make-up.

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Grown-up parties are so dull they make me want to throw a tantrum and hurl red wine on the nearest cream-damask armchair.

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Ads are cool.

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I've never felt the need to show that I am either clever or tall because I'm not.

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Men are, on the whole, born without any fashion sense whatsoever. I don't say this to be mean, but I'm just being honest.

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