Colin Mochrie Quotes

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Colin Mochrie

Profession : Actor

Birth : November 30, 1957

As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.

Colin Mochrie

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.

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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

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Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.

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I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people.

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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

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I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

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I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

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Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

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