Dave Barry Quotes

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Dave Barry

Profession : Journalist

Birth : July 3, 1947

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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