Drew Carey Quotes

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Drew Carey

Profession : Actor

Birth : May 23, 1961

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.

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Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

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I'm competitive at everything.

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