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Flavor Flav

Profession : Musician

Birth : March 16, 1959

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

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I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

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I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me.

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Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.

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I look more to the future. That's where my head is at.

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I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

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I grew up playing about 15 instruments and the way that I was able to accomplish that was by cutting my classes, hanging out in the band room all day, and going from one instrument to the next to the next, until I learned how to play everything by ear.

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I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page.

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I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it.

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Definitely, I think I'm a life coach for real. The lessons I give are lessons you can take to the bank.

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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.

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When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.

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I remember rap music. We used to party and dance off of it. Today it's all about a whole different angle... Rappers are going against each other, and it's more of a bragging, boasting thing.

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Honestly, Flav is not much of a video game player these days. BUT, I used to spend hours on Time Crisis. I beat all levels, man.

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I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar.

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I know I have a hit show on my hands.

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I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.

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The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time.

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Your man Flavor Flav is living!

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I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!

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