GloZell Quotes

GloZell

Profession : Comedian

Birth : July 30, 1972

I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me!

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A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that.

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I'm bringing reading back. I'm making reading great again!

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There are so many great YouTubers who might have a hit, but they come and they go. Maintaining and being here, just being able to relate to what's going on and putting my spin on the world, I bring not my age, but my my wisdom, and that's something some of the younger ones can't contribute.

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There will be another book, more stories, more life experiences, so I'm ready; bring it on!

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Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through.

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I do believe that O'Zell needs a sibling. She needs to have someone to play with.

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My mom told me, 'Make sure you do everything you want to do before you have kids.' So that's what I was doing. But biologically, the body is just like, 'Well, you should have done it.'

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You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20?

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It took three years from talking about it, to meeting with Wendie Wilson-Miller from 'Gifted Journeys' Surrogacy, to finding the right doctor, to doing the egg retrieval and finding the right surrogate.

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It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done.

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I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered.

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I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet!

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It'd be nice if people consider me somewhat of an ambassador.

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I don't understand if it was, like, Palestinians were here, then it was called Israel, and that's the problem, or they never had their land. Everyone just goes back and forth. So it seems like everyone can just have a piece... call the whole thing something else.

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I get it that the media is going to show the worst part, because that's the part that people want to see. But they have not represented Israel or Palestine, however people want to call it, they haven't represented it well at all. Go to the beach! You won't know this place from California.

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Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree!

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I grew up in Florida, and I have a lot of friends, close friends, who are Cuban-Americans, and I have heard the stories of their families escaping, and some of them didn't even make it to come to the United States for a better life to get away from the Castros.

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A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up.

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I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff.

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