Greg Gutfeld Quotes

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Greg Gutfeld

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Birth : September 12, 1964

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

Greg Gutfeld

I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were unclear about what Stewart was up to, and while Jon Stewart was being nice, he was building a case for drowning them.

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Now that President Trump is a reality, I happily have been giving him a chance to see how he does.

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The PC rebellion is about a reaction against the media academic complex, which tells us what to say - or else.

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Actors seem brave and unpredictable, but they're spontaneous as a tax return.

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President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any longer, it would have qualified as a third term.

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I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.

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Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.

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Language turned apes like us into civil creatures.

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2017 may have been that year when identity politics hit a brick wall - and slumped limply on the pavement.

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I spent my teens in northern California listening to KALX, KUSF, and KFJC, finding people that changed my life.

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Before language, cavemen simply grunted, and then they used the club. Communication changed that. It's the mechanism that created civilization and prevents its own destruction.

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It's not misogynistic to criticize a legendary female pop singer; it's misogynistic to think a legendary female pop singer can't handle it.

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Social justice warriors want to return to the Dark Ages when you communicated with a club instead of joining one.

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Youthful impatience obscures the endless potential for joy that's standing right in front of you.

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For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.

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The modern progressive movement believes that dissenting language is objectionable, which then removes the brakes between anger and violence.

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In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when collaboration was sparse.

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I don't think Trevor Noah got his job by being a conservative.

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The truly persuasive must step out of themselves and see their own flaws first and admit they could be wrong. Then, when they correct for that, you can be truly persuasive.

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