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Greg Gutfeld

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Birth : September 12, 1964

What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.

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ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.

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By silencing speech, the new Left makes life more dangerous by leaving violence as the only option. Maybe that's what they want.

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Here is the problem with legacy: You'll sacrifice stuff that is not even yours to get it. Take President Obama's Iran deal, when he gave the shirt off his back - and ours, too.

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An actual scientist embraces debate because it sharpens their research.

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Back in the days of world wars, American companies didn't think twice about pitching in to help fight the enemy. Car companies helped bolster tanks, food companies created rations - sometimes they had to do it, but no one had to twist their arm.

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Here is a fact: If Facebook were a religion, it will be the third largest behind Islam and Christianity. Its success is rooted and capitalizing on the human desire to bond.

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Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That's my motto.

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Identity politics preaches a splintering of one large, collaborative group into competing vindictive ones - resulting in new, angry tribes whose central thesis is to not cooperate.

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In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.

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I've done two shows every day for years, but I don't think I could work on just one show a week. I would go crazy, and I would drive everybody nuts. I've got to feel like I'm under pressure.

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I hate 'Rolling Stone' - because I loved it so much. I had the 'Cheap Tricks' cover and the Clash cover on my wall for years, and I just hate what happened to it. It just became the smarmy grad student that sits next to you on the bus.

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It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism - or what I call oblivion.

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Generally, I don't bother trying to keep up with prolific bands - but Thee Oh Sees demand it.

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The bands I like are not obscure at all. Far from it.

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My first concert - maybe it was 1979 - was a blur. I'm not sure whether it was Blue Oyster Cult/Cheap Trick/Pat Travers at San Jose Civic Auditorium or The Police/The Knack/Robert Johnson at Berkeley's Zellerbach Auditorium.

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Ariel Pink would be a regular on the Mike Douglas Show. Both a master songwriter and a charismatic figure, he'd wander the set like a cherubic, more likable Jim Morrison. His songs would be all over KFRC - the way Boz Scaggs ruled for one summer with 'Silk Degrees.'

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At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward.

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The girls I dated liked or disliked me, whether I weighed 140 or 150; and six-pack abs had no relevance on their love or repulsion.

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If you can have a skewed sense of your body, it stands to reason you could develop the same kind of thing about your relationships with others in a social network.

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