Hasan Minhaj Quotes

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Hasan Minhaj

Profession : Actor

Birth : September 23, 1985

I can't emphasize how important free speech is to a liberal and free democracy.

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A lot of people in the media say that Donald Trump goes golfing too much, which raises a very important question: Why do you care? Do you want to know what he's not doing when he's golfing? Being president. Let the man putt-putt!

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Donald Trump is liar-in-chief.

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Only in America can the first-generation Indian American Muslim kid get on the stage and make fun of the president.

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Sean Spicer has somehow been doing PR since 1999, which is 18 years. Somehow, after 18 years, his go-to move was denying the Holocaust.

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Every time Trump goes golfing, the headline should read, 'Trump Goes Golfing. Apocalypse Delayed.'

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Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.

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Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell me - I'm watching the news. It feels like I'm watching CNN watch the news. Just take an hour, figure out what you want to say, then go on the air.

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Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'

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It is 2017, and we are living in the golden age of lying.

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I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.

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Even the president is not beyond the reach of the First Amendment.

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Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy from college campuses to the White House.

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'CNN Tonight' should just be called 'Wait a second! Now hold on! Stop yelling at each!' with Don Lemon.

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New Brown America represents a whole generation of kids that are descendants of either immigrants or immigrants themselves, that are coming to America, enriching what it means to be an American.

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Political culture has become popular culture.

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My mom worked at the VA for years, so any time I can do anything to help, it's a must.

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Dick Gregory and Richard Pryor laid the groundwork for us as Indian-Americans. How can we add our story to their groundwork is the question.

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I'm a big believer in doing everything you can and everything in your power to change the outcome. But health is one of those things you can't control, and it's a very scary thing for me.

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My biggest inspiration is black America and what they've done in the arts. I have always felt like an outsider in America, and what black Americans have done to add their chapter to this book called the American dream, and to be so unapologetic and true, and have added so much to art and culture in the world.

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