Heidi Gardner Quotes

Heidi Gardner

Profession : Actress

Birth : July 27, 1983

My personal style is, oh my gosh, definitely vintage-heavy, with an emphasis on nostalgic kitsch. I feel like deep down, I might be trying to recreate my mom's closet from the early '90s. I think that's what's really going on. The closet I used to play dress-up in is now what I might be making my own adult closet.

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So many times, I'll see something working for someone else, and I'll say, 'I need to write sketches like that.' I need to remind myself: That's not what I find funny or that's not what I can do; that doesn't come naturally to me.

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I want to eat hot wings and get my mouth burned. People love to see people's mouths on fire and sweaty and having to drink milk.

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With me, I'm so character-y. I want to go out there with a sketch that barely has a plot and just be an annoying woman in a situation with my equally annoying husband.

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I'm more of a cynic, but my husband loves 'Rent.' For Valentine's Day, I got him a 'Rent' walking tour. All it was was a man pulling up photos from the movie on his phone and going, like, 'In the movie, they go to Life Cafe.' And then he took us to a thrift store and it was, like, 'Angel wore a coat you could probably find in a thrift store.'

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I have to deal with my own fear and anxiety.

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I always had a group of friends who were funny, and we'd do sketches for the talent show.

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It was cool going to an all-girls school. By nature, you weren't worried about boys. A lot of girls felt they were a little more able to be themselves.

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I was super into movies and pop culture. But I learned that although there are classes at KU where all you have to do is go and watch a movie, I still skipped those. What was wrong with me? They couldn't have designed the schedule better. 'Hey, you get to watch a classic movie and don't have to go until 6 P.M.' And, yet, I'm still gonna skip it.

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I was in the orchestra pit for 'Pippin' my freshman year. I played flute. But I only did it because I had a crush on a guy.

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Being a sports fan, you want to figure out how to show support to your team in any way you can.

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What happened to me could just be my experience, and I don't want to immediately put that on to someone else.

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I don't want to do too much future planning so I can be present for the moment.

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I feel like Mahomes is always motivated.

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There's Mahomes haters and I just don't understand it. I know it's just because he's so good.

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People always say, ah, Kansas City is like this breeding ground for funny people.

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People are so incredibly kind to me and show me so much love.

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I find myself really drawn to vintage or modern stuff that reminds me of childhood - without actually dressing like a child, if that makes sense.

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I've never been a fan of phone cases - I just get the most simple acrylic one - but Memor makes these really cool crafted ones that are embellished with little shells and old gold buttons and charms. They're really stunning and beautiful.

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I really love the Charlotte Tilbury bronzer and highlighter duo. I just love a good contour.

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