Howard Stern Quotes

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Howard Stern

Profession : Entertainer

Birth : January 12, 1954

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

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You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

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I didn't listen to executives.

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Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

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I'm not looking for a paycheck.

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What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!

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I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

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I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

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