Jack Black Quotes

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Jack Black

Profession : Actor

Birth : August 28, 1969

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.

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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

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My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

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Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.

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I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

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We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

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The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

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My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.

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I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.

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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

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When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.

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When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.

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I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

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You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.

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I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.

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With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.

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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

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I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.

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