Jason Bateman Quotes

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Jason Bateman

Profession : Actor

Birth : January 14, 1969

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

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Marathons are good training goals.

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I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

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I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends.

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And I've always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand's message into the writing process. It's like an improv show, where comics ask the audience to throw out a word and a skit is built around it.

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The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that's why you see all the synergy and people doing each other's movies.

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My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle.

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Our job as actors is to just try to be as accurate and as mindful of what the audience is going through and receiving and processing.

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I was never at a place where rehab would have been appropriate.

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Do you want to continue being great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood?

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My father was a freelance writer/director/producer, and my mother was a stewardess for Pan-Am. It was very non-traditional.

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I wanted to marry somebody who wasn't someone I had to be in any particular mood to want to be around - with close friends, you can be with them no matter what mood you're in.

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I feel incredibly fortunate I walked away, took care of other business, and then came back to show business.

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The directing is something that is incredibly satisfying to me and challenging to me because it's asking me to draw on everything I've been able to absorb over all these years of acting and having all this set experience.

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Acting in something that I'm directing... I'm really enjoying it because, if for no other reason, that particular acting is like reading my mind on every single take. It's kind of efficient, for better or worse.

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Acting has always been very comfortable for me, so it allows me to pay attention to other parts of the process literally while I'm acting.

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People still come up to me and say, 'Hey, 'Teen Wolf!' 'Teen Wolf Too' closed a week after it opened. Where did they see it?

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I don't feel sorry for people in the public eye getting eyed by the public.

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If you're stumbling out of a bar, and people tweet about it, well, don't be dumb. If you're going to get falling-down drunk, stay at home - which I did a lot of.

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It earns you a lot of snark if you're able to convey vulnerability.

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