Jen Lancaster Quotes

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Jen Lancaster

Profession : Author

Birth : November 5, 1967

Unless 'Wii Fit' stops acting like a mean girl, it's over between us forever.

Jen Lancaster

Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.'

Jen Lancaster

I married a man who isn't afraid to wash a dish, scrub a toilet, or have his unibrow waxed into submission by a licensed professional.

Jen Lancaster