Jessica St. Clair Quotes

Jessica St. Clair

Profession : Actress

Birth : September 21, 1976

What I love about 'Modern Family' is that it makes you laugh, and there's hilarious physical gags that are outrageous, but there's real heart to it, and you feel good after you watch it.

Jessica St. Clair

The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come off. So in between takes, it's just scowling. And then when we are on camera, Bosephus treats me like a piece of meat. I'm repulsed and also attracted to it.

Jessica St. Clair

Ten days after my 'one-step' reconstruction, I was on the beach with my daughter.

Jessica St. Clair

The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it.

Jessica St. Clair

I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it.

Jessica St. Clair

I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.

Jessica St. Clair

I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past.

Jessica St. Clair

In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.'

Jessica St. Clair

My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed.

Jessica St. Clair

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

Jessica St. Clair

Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors.

Jessica St. Clair

I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of.

Jessica St. Clair

We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that.

Jessica St. Clair

In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed.

Jessica St. Clair

The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them.

Jessica St. Clair

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'

Jessica St. Clair

One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes.

Jessica St. Clair

It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other.

Jessica St. Clair

I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.

Jessica St. Clair

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.

Jessica St. Clair