Jim Breuer Quotes

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Jim Breuer

Profession : Comedian

Birth : July 21, 1967

My whole family is extremely blue collar - teachers and police officers probably make up half my family. My father was a garbage man.

Jim Breuer

Vulnerability, humility, relatability - those three are very close and very similar to keep you going.

Jim Breuer

I think the premises of my comedy are Cosby-esque, but I don't come out with a sweater. I come out with a Metallica shirt.

Jim Breuer

I make my own schedule, I control my destiny, I get what I work for, and the money is great.

Jim Breuer

On the DVD 'Hardcore,' half the material was about me growing up in Valley Stream.

Jim Breuer

I met Jack Nicholson, who lived up to his persona, and when we met, he lifted the sunglasses he was wearing at 2 in the morning, and giggling, he told me, 'You look the way I feel all the time.'

Jim Breuer

Volbeat is one of those bands, where as soon as I hear them, I know who it is. It sounds like Elvis - backed by a Metal band.

Jim Breuer

Brian Johnson, AC/DC, singing 'The Hokey Pokey' with him - I'll take that over any other moment.

Jim Breuer

Humility is one of the key aspects of spirituality, and along with comedy, a key component of healing.

Jim Breuer

People are surprised that I'm married.

Jim Breuer

I know I'm not a rock star.

Jim Breuer

I don't follow politics. I don't read news and I don't watch TV.

Jim Breuer

You can't judge people for what you see for two seconds.

Jim Breuer

I learned more about my father in his last 5 to 6 years than I ever did my whole lifetime.

Jim Breuer

One of the things I did, I would go, 'Dad, I know you don't know how to work YouTube, but wait until you see this concert. I found Hank Williams in 1940. And look at this.' Then that brings on memories and it brings happiness and it gives him a little extra breath in life.

Jim Breuer

The greatest thing that I had in my life was those moments with my dad that I sacrificed. I looked at him as a soldier. He's a wounded soldier. It's my duty as a human to take care of this soldier.

Jim Breuer

I find myself laughing at a lot of things, from slapstick to dark humor. I'm pretty much all over the place.

Jim Breuer

I've got a very wide sense of humor.

Jim Breuer

I never left my street until I was 16 years old. I didn't have to. I was entertained on that street forever. We were outside all day. The only reason to go inside was to sleep and eat.

Jim Breuer

The faith world to me is like a radio station. It's there. And if you want to plug in and listen to it, kind of tune into it, it can definitely be helpful. I don't know if it's an energy? I don't know what it is, but it fascinates me.

Jim Breuer