Jimmy Carr Quotes

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Jimmy Carr

Profession : Comedian

Birth : September 15, 1972

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

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I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

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I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

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Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

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It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

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Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

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Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

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