Jimmy Fallon Quotes

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Jimmy Fallon

Profession : Comedian

Birth : September 19, 1974

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'

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I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.

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Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

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I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

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Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

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I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'

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Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.

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We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

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Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

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I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

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I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

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I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

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I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

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I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

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I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

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I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

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