Joe Gatto Quotes

Joe Gatto

Profession : Comedian

Birth : June 5, 1976

You know, Sal, for a long time would hate taking elevators with me. Because he knew when those doors closed I was going to do something stupid to embarrass him. So he'd opt to take the stairs a lot.

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I get called Larry more than I get called Joe.

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I've been a big advocate of adopt-don't-shop.

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The first thing we ever filmed was, we had to eat off people's plates, like we just walked over and took something. We thought we would get punched.

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No one comes to New York and says 'We've got to check out Times Square and Spa Castle!'

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We even say a lot of the times, we'll put our own filter on. We'll rein each other in when somebody's out there. If we see somebody's getting mad we'll change the direction on purpose. Cause that's not what our show is. It's not getting people upset. It's making each other laugh.

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Unfortunately it does happen where some people just aren't willing to be on TV.

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There was one challenge where Murr took a guy's sock off his shoe and put it in his mouth. I couldn't believe he did that.

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We look around every day on set and pinch ourselves that we're at work.

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I've ruined many Thanksgivings!

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I would have gone crazy in a cubicle looking at spreadsheets.

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When there's no girls around, there's humor.

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I have no idea how to account anything.

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I've done things I was miserable doing, and then I watched the episode and I'm proud of how fun and funny it is.

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We like to produce other shows that don't have us in it, that's a big thing.

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Playing with my daughter, I sat down because I couldn't chase her anymore and she said, 'Please, Daddy. I love playing with you' and I couldn't catch my breath. I just couldn't. I was heaving, trying to catch my breath and looking at my adorable little girl with her puppy dog eyes pleading with her father to play.

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I would always drink iced teas and lemonades and sodas while filming. Now it's only water and coffee.

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I feel amazing. This is all the result of just changing my eating habits.

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Yeah, it's just, when you meet people, especially creative, it needs to be chemistry. And I believe we have that really well with Henchy.

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The thing that we like about our show is that it's our take on a kind of format. It's a hidden camera comedy show where we don't even call it a 'prank show' because we're made to fool each other and our friends.

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