Joe Rogan Quotes

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Joe Rogan

Profession : Comedian

Birth : August 11, 1967

What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.

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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

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The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone.

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Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

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I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

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The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

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You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.

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