Joel McHale Quotes

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Joel McHale

Profession : Comedian

Birth : November 20, 1971

I like anything with Zak Bagans and ghost hunters.

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There are always ridiculous things on television or on the Internet that make people go, 'Did you see that?' That could be anything from a clip from the 'Real Housewives' to someone jumping off their roof and missing the pool to a zillion other things.

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I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that is exposing some really awful behavior and hopefully changing the culture.

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Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

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The #MeToo movement is insanely serious, and there's no comedy to be mined out of that.

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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

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Netflix is just wonderful.

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'Maury' and 'Jerry Springer' get so theatrical that it's hard to believe.

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I couldn't read the way that other students read, so I would just cheat, which, in my silly brain, I was like, 'This is a skill that I'm developing - how to just get around everything!'

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I operate off of fear almost exclusively.

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I always excelled in sports, so I knew I had advantages there. That really gave me, like, confidence and self-esteem.

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When you are an actor or trying to be a working actor in L.A., most people have commercial agents, and then they have legitimate agents, and you just end up going on a thousand auditions.

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With 'The Soup,' obviously it has to be totally scripted out, and then, within that, I improvise punchlines and sometimes setups if I can't read the teleprompter properly.

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I like 'American Idol' because it's an actual talent contest.

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E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!'

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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

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