Johnny Vegas Quotes

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Johnny Vegas

Profession : Comedian

Birth : September 11, 1971

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.

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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

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I use very few muscles at the best of times.

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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

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I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

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You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.

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Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

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My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

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