Judy Sheindlin Quotes

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Judy Sheindlin

Profession : Lawyer

Birth : October 21, 1942

You don't teach morals and ethics and empathy and kindness in the schools. You teach that at home, and children learn by example.

Judy Sheindlin

I don't mind getting my hands dirty, and I don't mind getting to the truth of a situation and saying, 'You're right, you're wrong, next case.'

Judy Sheindlin

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Judy Sheindlin

Never let anyone or anything define your value or limit your dream.

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Number one - and I want you to emblaze this on your brain - you only have one chance to make a first impression.

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I don't like to rule by committee. I like sort of an autocratic way of dealing with things.

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You lock your windows before you leave. You put on an alarm if you live in the country because you know that there are bad people out there. Well, in this Internet age, you know that there are bad people out there. And no matter what you do, those bad people are going to get into your house.

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Working parents bring a certain amount of guilt to their relationship with their children.

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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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I would never interrogate a child or a spouse the way I would a litigant. People wouldn't want to be around you. You'd wind up all alone on an island.

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People from Brooklyn grow up with a certain common sense. If it doesn't ring true, it's not true.

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I eat liars for breakfast.

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I resent it when any part of the government refers to people who have money in the pejorative.

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I can't stand stupid, and I can't stand slow.

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If you're going to spend your time, spend your time getting smarter.

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I think that you're supposed to know when it's time to say goodbye.

Judy Sheindlin

To be considered presidential timber, there has to be a measure in the way you present your argument.

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Remember, a Trojan is more than a horse.

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They want to do the right thing, most people. For that little core that doesn't want to do the right thing and gets away with it routinely, most people want to see them get a good whupping. And I am your girl.

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I'm a law-and-order girl: I like people who do the right thing.

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