Kate McKinnon Quotes

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Kate McKinnon

Profession : Actress

Birth : January 6, 1984

If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lick any part of your face.

Kate McKinnon

I worked as a telemarketer for an SAT-prep company. That was the worst of it, because I had to call people in post-Katrina New Orleans and offer them this very, very expensive SAT class. And I'm not even a good salesman.

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There was just a lot of comedy on the TV in the house, and my parents are both very funny.

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I was just never discouraged from doing something wacky like trying to be a comedian.

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I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.

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What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady.

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Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.

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A good impression is sort of a juxtaposition of disparate elements.

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I always wanted to live alone for a month in a lakeside cabin. In my fantasy, I enter a state of perfect peace and grow my own kale and stuff, but in real life, I think I might be very bored after four days.

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I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hundred percent clear on all the rules.

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To be employed in the entertainment industry is a miracle.

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I have no skills. I'm bad at most things.

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I do get approached occasionally, but not a ton. I'm unrecognizable because I'm coated in cat hair and sweat. And there's a sort of yeti quality to my presence... so I don't think that people can see the face.

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'SNL' can be a stressful environment, and I am panicking constantly, but I guess I keep it pretty internal.

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Even when Facebook came out, and I was in college, I found myself never putting anything on it.

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I hope to be on 'SNL' as long as they'll let me.

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The first impression that I liked doing was an impression of Cheri Oteri's Barbara Walters impression on 'SNL.' I found that I could mimic that pretty well, and people got a kick out of that.

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That's the one criteria I have - I can't do an impression of someone I don't like.

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It's hard to write a comedy sketch.

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I love the produce section at the grocery store.

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