Kinky Friedman Quotes

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Kinky Friedman

Profession : Singer

Birth : November 1, 1944

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

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I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

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I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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