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Lee Mack
Profession : Comedian
Birth : August 4, 1968
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I really don't like reality television and the nonsense that comes with it.
Lee Mack
I would say about 90 per cent of drunken idiots in comedy clubs wear ties, particularly in London where I work most of the time.
Lee Mack
I would make it illegal to walk into a comedy club with a tie on.
Lee Mack
But it's true, I was a sports organiser at Pontins - one of a series of terrible jobs I had before I started doing comedy full time.
Lee Mack
Genuinely my big thing and the reason I'm in 'The Miser' is because I always ask myself one simple question when I'm offered anything: Will it get me nearer to being 'Doctor Who' or further away?
Lee Mack
It's always been my favourite show and I am on a mission to get on 'Doctor Who.'
Lee Mack
I think very simplistically.
Lee Mack
I talk a lot when I'm nervous.
Lee Mack
I could have done a night at the O2 in London, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I'm not being big-headed, but for my act I can't be talking to an audience of 12,000 people. There's no intimacy.
Lee Mack
I never have fixed subjects that I discuss on stage. I never go on with any particular subjects in mind.
Lee Mack
I've never been able to keep my finger on the pulse of fashion.
Lee Mack
The best comedy you can ever have is when you're in the pub with your mates. You can never beat that. That's what I try to recreate in stand-up.
Lee Mack
The default position now is that comedians do Twitter but I don't know why. Every bad story you see about a comedian has a connection to Twitter.
Lee Mack
Before Twitter, if comedians wrote what they had for lunch on a Post-it and put it through your letterbox you wouldn't find it acceptable - but now apparently it is on Twitter.
Lee Mack
There's nothing more damning in life than a child calmly and coldly saying, 'Are you aware that you're teaching me bad habits?'
Lee Mack
I've tried everywhere, but my garden shed is the most effective place to write.
Lee Mack
When I was 24, I went back to the academic life and did a degree in film and television at Brunel University.
Lee Mack
I've realised that my strength is writing around people.
Lee Mack
Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.
Lee Mack
I'm terrified of flying and have tried everything from prescription drugs to booze and herbal remedies. The only thing that works is Valium. I don't know why I'm so frightened - I think it's from seeing my mum freak out when I was young.
Lee Mack
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