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Les Dawson
Profession : Comedian
Birth : February 2, 1931
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
Les Dawson
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
Les Dawson
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Les Dawson
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
Les Dawson
