Loni Love Quotes

Loni Love

Profession : Comedian

Birth : July 12, 1971

The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed.

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The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career.

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Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks.

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'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.

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Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.

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I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

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I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.

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I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

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I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married.

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I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.

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The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

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Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!

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You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

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I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

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What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts.

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Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.

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It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say.

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I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.

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I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different.

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Whatever you're destined to do, you will be.

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