Louis C. K. Quotes

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Louis C. K.

Profession : Comedian

Birth : September 12, 1967

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

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When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

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I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'

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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.

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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

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Everything that people say is testable.

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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

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Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

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I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.

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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

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