Margaret Cho Quotes

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Margaret Cho

Profession : Comedian

Birth : December 5, 1968

My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility.

Margaret Cho

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

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I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

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I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

Margaret Cho

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.

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I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

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Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself.

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The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

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I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

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I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go mainstream, but my comedy is too edgy. It's always too dirty. It's always too filthy. I'm dying to sell out. But I love doing comedy, I love touring, and I think I would do everything for free.

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Babies got it going on!

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You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there.

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I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide.

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To be a feminist is to be alive.

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Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.

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Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

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I will never stop complaining.

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I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.

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