Mike Judge Quotes

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Mike Judge

Profession : Producer

Birth : October 17, 1962

She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since.

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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

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Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.

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Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

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They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

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They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.

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When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.

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When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.

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Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

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Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

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You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.

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You ought to try being cruel to some people.

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