Patti Harrison Quotes

Patti Harrison

Profession : Actress

Birth : October 31, 1990

I feel like I'm just pretty - any time I have, like, a lot of emotions happening at one time, I just - everything gets really, like, muddy. Like, I feel just, like, in a haze or something.

Patti Harrison

And like, I think when I was 14, I was like, OK, I'm going to go to college. I'm going to get out of college when I'm, like, 21, 22, then I'm going to get married. Then, I'm going to, like, be, like, rock star-musician-scientist.

Patti Harrison

I just want people to know that. I'm not trying to make space for other trans women.

Patti Harrison

I don't even think Trump knows what transgender means. He probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots.

Patti Harrison

It's like, whether or not you're humiliated or embarrassed or you do well is contingent on the choices that you make in your work. So that is a lot of pressure to be like, 'Oh no, am I doing the right thing? Am I doing something cool? Am I doing something bad?'

Patti Harrison

There's like a little bit of a narcissism - I think there's more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but it's just that you can become so anxious and self-obsessive about whether this thing that I'm writing is good; is this joke that I'm making good?

Patti Harrison

The more money that's involved in something, it's usually because there are more hands involved. There are more interests to serve.

Patti Harrison

Voiceover stuff is always so fun. It's very easy to do.

Patti Harrison

My character was in 'Raya and the Last Dragon' for a second, but that's a win for all trans-kind.

Patti Harrison

I shouldn't tell anyone that I can't drive or cook.

Patti Harrison

I think I identify as a comedian before kind of anything else. Before I identify as a person, as a human being with empathy.

Patti Harrison

People assume because you're a comedian that you want to be an actor or that you want to be a writer too. It is a very cool kind of open-ended place to enter because I don't know if I ever really imagined myself working in a writers room or acting in that capacity.

Patti Harrison

I've been pretty open to just seeing what my opportunities are and what comes my way.

Patti Harrison

A lot of the stuff that I want to create personally is usually pretty absurd or silly comedy stuff.

Patti Harrison

My dream is to get rich enough from an absolutely soul-disintegrating campaign where I sell my morals to buy a house in Ohio near my family.

Patti Harrison

My mom is pretty unimpressed by everything. She loves black-and-white movies, and the only things she watches in color on T.V. are Judge Judy and Geico commercials because she loves the Geico gecko. I think it would mean something to her if I made it in a Geico commercial.

Patti Harrison

I literally never thought I would be playing a pregnant cis woman earnestly. I thought maybe I'd do that in a sketch or something.

Patti Harrison

There are very few moments in my life where I feel normalcy.

Patti Harrison

It's fun to gossip and stuff. But once it's millions of people - the scale of that, I think, is more damaging to the health of the people that are getting speculated about.

Patti Harrison

I've worked on things before where you don't really have a say in what you wear. You go in and they're like, 'You're wearing this,' and you're like, 'I'm like not comfortable showing that much skin.'

Patti Harrison