Patti Harrison Quotes

Patti Harrison

Profession : Actress

Birth : October 31, 1990

Improv is really fun but it's a lot harder to show people your work if they don't come to your show. Something about the energy doesn't transfer on tape.

Patti Harrison

A lot of what I say isn't my real thoughts, it's this character, and maybe that's true for a lot of comedians. It's really the inversion of my thoughts.

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I want to make comedy that my mom will hate.

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I like to make up my own lines and dress myself and act like myself and no other characters.

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I don't want to be solely a dramatic actor. It's such an important part of my quality of life to goof around and talk about my farts.

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I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma - a little bit, not fully.

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There are so many rom-coms that I think are insane. But they're the kind of movies that I put on when I need something that I know isn't gonna horrify me before I go to sleep.

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I have seen a billion rom-coms, but the majority I've been hate-watching on purpose, to laugh at them and not with them.

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I have a concealed carry, so I actually have a few guns that I keep. I keep them in my big, giant high-waisted fashion pants at all times, and I have two small pink pistols because I'm a woman.

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If you have a soft chin you can write an amazing song about me that involves an alien from my favorite movie, and then I'm yours.

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I'm from a town in Ohio called Orient.

Patti Harrison

If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter.

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I don't feel like I thrive doing livestream comedy, per se. It really triggers a lot of little neuroses that I have about performing and it's not conducive to me to do a good job.

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I think my relationship with social media has changed so much that I really resent social media now. And I'm trying to figure out what a successful exit strategy is as someone who has gotten a lot of opportunities because of social media and how it's given me a portfolio.

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I'm always afraid to talk about stuff because I'm afraid to get ahead of myself or jinx something.

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To me, it feels like every time I'm watching some trans story, it's about their grief around their gender. And there's not really a lot of opportunity for them to explore stories outside of that. It's just really frustrating. It's really one dimensional.

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It seems like studios and networks only greenlight stuff that has familiarity to them. If you can be like, 'Oh, it's 'Workaholics,' but it's Asian girls,' they're like, 'Yeah, we've got it. We know exactly what the show is. It's greenlit.'

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I have to think about being transgender so much that it's kind of the most boring thing in the world to me.

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It's really cool to read feedback. I'm trying not to engage too much, though, because I spiral out even if the reviews are, like... positive.

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I know that I'm very feminine and that I can pass in a lot of situations, but I think a lot of people's perceptions of me are also informed by my the pictures that I post online, which are as flattering as possible.

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