Paul Reiser Quotes

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Paul Reiser

Profession : Comedian

Birth : March 30, 1957

We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

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I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and we'd think: Oh, please Lord, don't make us go through that.

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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently.

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Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere, and there were like 12 people in the theater. I was just so devastated; I couldn't get out of my seat. And I sat and watched it a second time.

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Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.

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This is not the most right I've ever been.

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We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.

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We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.

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They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

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She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and a friend. It would be so great.

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Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

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It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these guys. We're not cutting back to anybody else.

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In the original draft I was 27 and Peter was 55 in the script. That's not the same as a guy in his 40s and a dad in the end of his 70s. It's a different point in both our lives.

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In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me.

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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

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I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me.

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I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

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