Paul Walter Hauser Quotes

Paul Walter Hauser

Profession : Actor

Birth : October 15, 1986

Everyone is the dude or woman for the moment they're in sometimes. And that's why I believe in fate and believe in God. I think there are things that are out of your circumstances. There are other forces, and you have to either relent and accept, dive in and immerse, or you can fight against it and probably be more aggravated than is necessary.

Paul Walter Hauser

I always wanted to be that funny young guy who people were like, 'This is the next Belushi or Farley.'

Paul Walter Hauser

I watched John Goodman in 'Barton Fink,' or Paul Giamatti stealing a scene in 'My Best Friend's Wedding,' and I would think, That's me in 10 or 12 years.

Paul Walter Hauser

It doesn't matter what you believe - and everyone believes something different - but I think there's something to be said for fate.

Paul Walter Hauser

My go to - if I were on a desert island and there was one thing I could eat forever - I am obsessed with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Obsessed.

Paul Walter Hauser

Yeah, I was always 'husky.' Then I got really big in high school. It wasn't alcohol weight, it was fast food/'I can never die' weight. I went from 215 to 260 in high school. Then after high school I put on alcohol weight. I was as high as 330, or 333.

Paul Walter Hauser

I've been very fortunate to have people pull me aside and mentor me.

Paul Walter Hauser

I'll never criticize anyone for disliking something I do. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and a critic is being paid for their opinion. And I like movie critics; 97 percent of the ones I meet are awesome.

Paul Walter Hauser

Growing up, I was all about Jim Varney's character, Ernest P. Worrell, specifically 'Ernest Goes to Camp.' I was also obsessed with '3 Ninjas,' 'Cop and a Half' and 'Rookie of the Year.'

Paul Walter Hauser

My first car, I believe it was a 1986 blue Ford Crown Vic, gifted to me by Bud and Millie Parker out of Hemlock, Michigan.

Paul Walter Hauser

Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful and noticeably dark. Saginaw made me dark, hahaha.

Paul Walter Hauser

I was an extra in a movie called 'Demoted' starring Sean Astin and Michael Vartan. The movie was a real atrocity, but it was fun to be paid to be on a film set, and I remember Michael Vartan bought everybody ice cream.

Paul Walter Hauser